This is stolen from my own MySpace blog, i thought i should update my LJ but i have nothing to talk about till next week.
Stupid stuff ive said.
"im having withdrawal symptoms.... i havent had it in two weeks
and i had a bite of chicken today. i relapsed"
"omg richies learnt to backflip
well not really
i just flip him around"
"THE CANDY STORE IN ECHUCA BURNT DOWN
IM SO DISTRAUGHT"
"omg got dumb?"
"highlight of last night: fidning there was alot of nutella left in the jar so i wrapped bread around a fork and rubbed it around the jar. mhm"
"OMG WE STOLE A TOASTER""all im thinking right now is how good this bread is""im jumping everwhere except when i go throught doors""haha if he rejects me ill chuck him thru your window and grab u instead""did you EVEN know you can order pizza online?"
"i have a bowl of apples"
"you just havent been fullfilling my nick quota"
"brb using my penis to pee"
"im gonna go to his house in a few years, and follow him to a bar.
then ill walk up to him at the bar and go 'oh hey, can i buy you a drink?' and he'll go 'sure' and ill go 'oh im alice by the way.' 'hey, im tom.' then we'll make some small talk then my strategically placed song *sexyback* will come on the dj, and ill go 'hey you wanna dance? plzzz' and of course he'll be slightely drunk at this point and will go 'yeah sure!' so then ill show him my slick dance moves and ill end up pushing him into a booth and leaning on him. 'you wanna go somewhere? ive got a throbbing headache' ill say, he'll go 'oh... poor you, sure ill call a taxi' and ill go 'oh nah we can walk, ill like the fresh air' and he'll go ok then we get outside and ill go 'im cold' and he'll give me his jacket and then we'll end up at his house, coz i lied where i lived. he'll invite me inside and TA DAH secksecksecks"
"THANKS ALOT
you made me click spam"
"4 days till i go pedo"
"too bad i dont own my own pun, someone else does"
"imagine if the world ws in a giant uterus
and global warming was us being born
coz all the water is disappearing
and the sun is becoming stronger (symbolising coming out of the pun)
right now we're being born out of mother nature!"
"big brother =5ads per half hour.
5 ads per half hour = 10 sit ups x 5= 50 sit ups.
50 sit ups x 6= 300 sit ups per week"
"whoops i just hanged up on grandma..."
"how AAAAAAgonisingly AAAAAdmonishably AAAAAAnal of the keyboAAAAArd to be so AAAAAbsolutely AAAAAAsholey"